the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I love you. Go after that dick
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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