I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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