Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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