Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need to stop coming to work sober
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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