Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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