I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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