How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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