do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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