Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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