U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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