Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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