Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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