What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Someone came in the potted fern
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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