Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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