I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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