gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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