i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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