On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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