I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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