I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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