Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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