u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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