Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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