Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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