just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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