god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i think i just lost a toe
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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