One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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