found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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