oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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