OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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