Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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