i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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