sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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