shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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