You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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