I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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