on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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