Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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