STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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