why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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