how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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