mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Randomize