I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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