so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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