have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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