Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Couch. On fire.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
