we're blogging at a bar
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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