You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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