Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I got inside last night via doggy door
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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