Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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