Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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