Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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