Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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